What Book Genre Are You?

You decide to watch a little television. You turn it on and flip to...
Pay-per view. Hey, you're bored, you're alone, you might as well have a little fun. *drops trou*
A chick-flick. Something cheesy with a quirky blonde heroine who falls in love.
Friends/That 70's Show, The Simpsons/Family Guy/South Park or Robot Chicken.
The Discovery/History Channel.
Teen Titans, Smallville, The Incredible Hulk, Wonderwoman/The Flash or Sailor Moon.
Star Trek re-runs.
Treehouse, YTV, something that has cartoons and annoying theme music.
C.S.I.
The Weather Channel.

What have you been wanting for your next birthday?
A video camera, you feel like someone's been sneaking in and touching your stuff. You're going to catch that bastard.
A proposal and a very large engagement ring from your significant other.
A pair of headphones, maybe an iPod.
That vintage Star Wars poster you've been eyeing downtown, and the collectible that comes with it.
A stuffed turquoise and purple elephant. Or some candy.
An authentic snuff box from the 18th century. you saw it on ebay and just had to have it.
Superpowers. If not, then just the costume.
Well duh, a huge party with all your friends and a cake.
A dildo.

You're standing in a bookstore. What section are you in?
Romance. They're fairytales for adults.
Fiction. Something to cheer you up and make you laugh.
Non-Fiction/Magazines. You like to read about what actually HAPPENED.
The Manga/Graphic Novel section.
The Sci-Fi. Lots of spaceships and alien sex.
The Kids section. PICTURE BOOKS AND TINY CHAIRS!!!
Erotica. You like to read something steamy on your way to work. Or at work. At your desk. In front of your hot boss. Maybe he'll get some ideas.
Mystery. You like to find out who did it at the end.
You're not in the bookstore. You're across the street with your headphones on. Later you'll go flip through the CDs at the music store.

Who is your role model?
That stripper you saw last night.
Marilyn Monroe.
Sandra Bullock or Reese Witherspoon.
Rosa Parks/Martin Luther King
Spiderman.
Luke Skywalker.
Spongebob Squarepants.
Sherlock Holmes.
Andy Sixx/Gerard Way

You won a free coupon. What is it for?
A date with Brad Pitt.
A trip to the spa.
Free admission to a museum or sports game.
Free admission to the Comic-Con.
Free admission to the Star-Trek Convention.
OMG, THE DOODLEBOPS/HANNAH MONTANA ARE GIVING A LIVE PERFORMANCE.
Free admission to that new action-thriller.
All-you-can-take free lapdances at The Pussyden.
Backstage pass to see some band you never heard of, but they look kinda cool, you go and they end up being really good.

You have Saturday off. Where are you going?
To work anyways. Get some extra hours in.
There's a demonstration at the memorial fountain
To Hang out in your basement, eat cheese balls, and play Halo/Gears of War till your eyeballs pop out.
To masturbate.
To do research about that cold case you heard about. You have a feeling they missed something.
Out shopping with your friends.
OMG, THE CARNIVAL'S IN TOWN.
On a picnic with your lover.
You're going to sleep. You were up crime fighting all night.

ICE CREAM SHOP! You get:
Triple Creme Vanilla Shake. Extra cherries.
Strawberry milkshake. For two.
Banana Split.
Plain old vanilla cone for me, thanks.
Mint Chocolate-Chip.
Chocolate-chip Cookie dough/Rocky Road
THE KIND WITH ALL THE PRETTY COLOURS!!
The special of the week. Doesn't matter what it is. Surprise me.
Chocolate.

Check all that apply:
Passion. Hot, sweaty passion.
Love.
Chocolate and wine.
Truth.
Spandex.
Laser Gun.
Hello Kitty lollipop
A wrapped Christmas present you forgot to open.
All of the above.

It was a dark and stormy night....
...and the hero leapt from building to building, in pursuit of the ruthless killer...
...but they never noticed, cuddled in front of the fire in each others arms. "I love you." he whispered, his eyes shining with love...
...last night in Chicago, as rains flooded down from the east....
...and the murderer was waiting in the shadows for his next victim.
...or at least in my mind, since that bastard dumped me. I took a slug of my wine...
...And they were wrapped around each other, their bodies entwined and writhing in passion...
...on planet Hasdradg and the team of scouts huddled together, on alert for if some alien creature attacked their meager...
...and the ugly duckling felt so alone....
...and I was wearing a white shirt so I was obligated to buy an umbrella.

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