Kristen Stuart Says: " I'm always confused, slightly constipated, & I struggle with speaking full sentences.
Written by: Alyx LuckyCharms
(Could you tell we're not Twilight fans here?)
This is kristen stuart's acting, in a nutshell.
"-_- edward I love you"
"-_- I'm scared"
"-_- I"m happy"
"-_- I'm sad"
"-_- I don't understand"
"-_- that hurts"
"-_- what just happened"
"-_- ...?"
This is the list of her emotions.
Her reaction varies in NONE of these above emotions.
Have you seen her in the messengers?
She was getting pulled down a flight of stairs by things in the dark with grey arms and no bodies- or so it seemed at the time- did she look scared? Did she look panic-stricken? Did anything happen at all?
NOPE!
Her baby brother was watching this happen, about three yards away and he wasn't freaking out because he'd seen them before, so he was cool with them; she on the other hand, had no reaction at all, not even an " I knew they were here already" kind of reaction- even though she didn't- the words that came out of her mouth?
" Ben."(her brother)not
"BEN!"
or even
"Ben!"
just " Ben."
emphasis on " . "
I think the only emotion that actually changes even a little bit is when she is truly, horrifically terrified, but this doens't help because then her English starts to go away, like *poof*
she goes from
"-_-"
to either
"0_0"
or
8|
I think the latter describes her better. Her eyes get wider, and she looks a little more shocked, that's about it.
Can we give her another English class please? Pretty please?
Because every time she tries to explain something, it comes out sounding like this
" Y...you're al...always so c-co...cold, aaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaa-aaa
she here
she looks mildly
?confused?
like something just isn't
processing correctly
in her
brain
reading this
is like listening
to her try
and
speak
a line with
just
a little
more feeling
*PHEW*
and when she finally spits it out you feel immense relief to have her finally say whatever it is she needed to so you can stop hearing her struggles.
Kristen: do us all a favor
if you are going to continue to persue your horrid acting career, please learn HOW to act first, and then later on, THEN (When speaking is easy, your emotions are clear and you no longer sound or look like your bowels are wound tightly around your intestines) AND ONLY THEN
should you be allowed to act. Ever.
Okay thanks.
NIGHT ALL!
<3
